The bs I tell my friends

Ha ha ha

Guys there's a new villain in this world

Us fr

(I'm one of us)

Sad news today

Because of the problems caused by our cat, Mocha, we are going to be giving her away :(

LUCKILY she is going to be given to my gf, which makes me feel better

Hey Mario

Gasp

Of fuckin course

WHAT WILL YOU HAVE AFTER 500 CHICKEN JOCKEYS?

AMERICA 🇺🇸🦅🗣