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HOW TF DID SCHOLASTIC FIND OUT HOW TO WHITEWASH CHARACTERS THAT ARE ALREADY WHITE!??!?!?!?

The servers Gamejolt really needs instead of the ones they have now:

Some random employee for Astronomer Inc at the Coldplay concert looking over at the kiss cam to see his boss getting caught cheating on his wife:

I made glamrock Freddy ->-

If y'all wanna what happened to every "Alexfancypants.exe" or just any of my EXEs, they all died. I killed them yesterday because I no longer do "EXE" shit.

Idk I made dis 0-0 (in meh Au) like if they died dis is what happened ;-; cringey I know -_-

If I post a screenshot of a google doc but only part of it that says "Credit roll" and "End video", that means One Night At Alex's is like 95% done with it's script.

MF's when an animatronic is a girl in a FNAF game (There's LITERALLY better hear me outs out there):

Idk I made dis :))

I have the chance to do one of the funniest things ever