5 years ago

Oh, hey! A non-Nintendo meme template!

Again, feel free to use it if you want to.

*Also, congrats for 200 members, Madness community!*




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Koffing (The Poison Gas Pokémon)

Sprays powerful poisonous gas that smells like garbage. Sometimes, it is said that it can house an unstable combination of gas, causing it to explode without warning.

...did i also mention the gas smells like garbage?

108

Lickitung (The Licking Pokémon)

This Pokémon's tongue is almost 7 feet long, making it twice the length of its own body. It licks anything new it comes across in order to memorize it through texture and taste.

It probably hates Garbador.

107

Hitmonchan (The Punching Pokémon)

This Pokémon can punch so fast you can't even see the fist anymore. Its punch is also strong enough to drill through concrete and launch foes over 300 miles per hour.

It has to take a break every 3 minutes though.

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Chansey (The Egg Pokémon)

Gentle and kind-hearted, this Pokémon will walk up to an injured person and offer it a delicious and nutritious egg.

Due to their nature, they are commonly found assisting in Pokémon Centers. Wild ones are rare, however.

I AM NOT A MORON

110

Weezing (The Poison Gas Pokémon)

This was the result of two Koffings merging together when their gases mixed with each other. The resulting gas is then used as an ingredient for top of the line perfume.

...the gas STILL smells like garbage, however.

105

Marowak (The Bone Keeper Pokémon)

Now the skull is stuck to its head. However, this Pokémon has grown to become rough and aggressive. It now uses its bone to fight off its main predator, Mandibuzz.

Where did it get those bones? From another Marowak.

bro got so mad

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Rhyhorn (The Spikes Pokémon)

Its bones are a thousand times heavier then a human's, allowing its tackle attacks to send a semitrailer flying.

Unfortunately, it has a one-track mind. Once it starts running, it never stops until it falls asleep.