Give me pickup lines, I'll rate them from 1 star (dogshit) to 5 stars (please fuck me)

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Seems friendly enough :)

idk why-?

Here's @Gchefpp 's new fursona, Cattie! Made as a gift, cause I love them so much.

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So true

Following every user named Rambley cause I can

Since last one did so well, give me your images to caption

Examples above

Happ Birtdae @FazieFunbear !

Here's an edit I made, showing I would work at Percy's Playhouse

Games like Baby Basher are the reason I wanna kill myself. Do NOT look it up, it is disgusting and gruesome, and the owner needs to be put in jail. Or fucking Death Row.