"I wanna kill some guy named David"

Some guy named David

NEW GAMEJOLT DRAMA!!!! @dotist COPIED FIVE NIGHTS AT ALEX'S

I THOUGHT HE WAS MY FRIEND, BUT THEN HE BETRAYED ME LIKE LIKE THIS

What my penis wants to do after I finish jorkin' it for the 4th time in a row but then my favorite yuri hen tie artist posts again and I grab the lotion and tissue box:

A weird noise happened in my attic today

BRO

I WAS SO STRESSED BY CAPCUT GETTING BANNED

AND THIS IS WHAT THEY PRESENT ME?!?!?!??!?!

Video tape akert

I'm gonna change my pinned post back to the og on my birthday because it's too iconic

"Hey buddy, it's me... remember..? You declined my offer, and it was gonna be millions. Something that would be worth using to ugrade your... "tech"... but instead, i'm left with a decline. You know how much I hate declined offers that are good? heheh"

United States project

Alexfancypants fans waiting for Alexfancypants: The Movie to finally come out be like: