Me with no Girlfriend/Boyfriend, realising I could live forever:

This is a prototype for a new goomba sprite, because the old one looked like shit and I hate it (I'm super busy irl rn, so don't ask me for much)

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I got this ad while browing through reddit...

Cool

I AM NOT A MORON

When you perform the easiest clutch in Minecraft:

I suck at editing crap

bro got so mad

Twitter would cancel me over this...

but I don't care