He looks like a dildo when u rlly think abt it

Whos This

"Coffee ^_^"

https://gamejolt.com/p/ok-ask-the-idiot-conductor-something-aka-…

The Train Conductor.

The Conductor didnt wanna tell u guys this but this is them in real life

Ugly

https://gamejolt.com/p/i-was-watching-puzzlepark-last-night-why-…

???????????

1: "No ! ^_^"

2: "Not that I ??? Know of ???"

https://gamejolt.com/p/ok-ask-the-idiot-conductor-something-aka-…

https://gamejolt.com/p/1-they-them-2-cool-but-scary-in-person-3-…

Also for question 4 i think the Conductor would also like vintage fashion a lot ^_^ especially stuff like this

Guy tries to spend time with their wife but their brain is torturing them