party noob - i think they’re silly! i liked both their old/new designs… personally i’m rlly interested in what their lore is w/ folly bc of the dialog they have relating to mr

split - FUNNY!! i like her design and im honestly kinda hyped for her new model, personally i think itd be funny as hell for bive to keep their original model while split gets the remodel. Beautiful bride and ugly bride. To me

gnarpy - love the idea of some angry alien cat. opinion sorta changed after the whole drama/remodel but i still find xem very silly…i plan on making a sekaiju oc based off of xem. But I will not forgive what you did to spud

fleshcousin - YOUUU. you’re actually really interesting to me. i feel like this goober could have so much potential lore considering there’s more of them (aka, the one we see in the elevator is called “fleshy”). either way they’re very goober. Did you just what. Is what you yes

drretro - HI DR RETRO HIIII. she doesnt peak my interest too much surprisingly but im REALLY interested in her beef with mr . but i do find her silly

infected - 2000S AESTHETIC I LOVE YOU. i really wanna know what happened to this guys cat… either way he does peak my interest a lil :3 Go get a tissue pink boy

mark - YOUUUUUUUU. GRABBING YOU BY THE SHOULDERS AND SHAKING YOU. i’m actually rlly interested in the lore with him and the other mannequins? folly mentions some sort of hivemind and that made me think a lil. but i do find mark silly. But then I’ll go and spoil it all by sayi

reddy - gonna be so fr…..i don’t rlly find reddy all that interesting….. sorry

wallter - Girl are you single. for some reason i had this big infatuation with wallter for a while???? he’s just so. Biteable. To me. Idk. either way im interested in what he looked like before the grey stuff….also the fact they kept the scarf after the update is very silly to me. Please tell me you’re free on Monday

pest - is this a bed buge? sort of the same as poob, but i’m rlly interested in the lore between them and folly…. like what is your relationship with that parasite boy. Tell me. i do think they’re very silly and that they should keep stealing coins. Go gay bug boy go!

spud - used to not have an opinion on them, but they sorta grew on me … rlly interested abt their life before That Fucking Alien That I Hate. i think they’re very funny and silly billy… i love you spud i’ll give you a hug ok

unpleasant - Unpleasant. in all seriousness i love how this dude is the cousin of gradient joe and how the fandom all collectively agreed this thing would and will watch skidibi toilet. sorta interested what their relationship w/ infected is

pilby - ouhhhh… :0(…… i genuinely think pilby is so silly. i love the lil relationship they have w/ mach…..they also kinda grew on me since i made rlly cute dialog for them and a regretevator x pressure oc of mine… i wonder if they could grow wings……hrm

lampert - honestly i hate how i can relate to you a lil. esp with the fact it’s commonly theorized that they’re the adopted kid of mark and wallter….other than that i sorts dont rlly have an opinion on you that much but. I think you’re funny. Let’s hold hands with gloves on and frolic in the ikea

bive - BAH!!!! i find her very silly billy. i rlly wanna know more abt her and spilt’s relationship….pleaseeeeeee waiter give me more yuri!! she grew on me aswell since i made dialog between her and an oc of mine (mr. wolfington)…..i am slightly interested in their lore but ! That’s rlly it

prototype - AUUUUGH I LOVE YOU. i’m genuinely a sucker for prototype….i love the white + grey color palette w/ the sorta pastel/bright colors…. i also rlly love their relationship w/ scag. the pals EVER honestly….i wanna know more abt your lore aswell…

yum zlurplie - honestly. i don’t rlly know much about this guy💔i think their design is very silly tho. i wanna watch them and gnarpy fight in the back of a glorp n’ go

slimyim - AUURGRHRHRGGG. really big fan of this thing. im not all too interested in their lore since i don’t know it much but? their design goes HARDDDDD. we love characters with raw meat textures 💗💗💗💗 never change slimjim. Never change…

mach - hi pretty girl…. im sorta interested in her lore. Like does she know about the whole elevator thing????? Idk. her relationship with pilby is very silly in my opinion and i hope they frolic in a field together…either way i think she’s very awesome and cool

folly - CLAWING AT MY CAGE CLAWING AT MY CAGE CLAWING AT MY CAGE. FOLLLYYYYYYYYY. im her number 1 fan. they could never make me hate you folly. in all seriousness i LOVE folly. i love the red + black + white color palette, i love her lore ESPECIALLY. dream parasites are AWESOME….i need to know every relationship she has with EVERYONE RIGHT NOWWWWW. i think she’s a lil overhated due to her “edgy” looks and how she was introduced in the trailer . But I might just be biased. Folly they could never make me hate you ok……

(2024/12/04) Girl. Girl you need therapy. Bad. Like really bad I’m taking your big clawed hand and leading you into a room that’s totally not a therapy room. You can trust me ok

ok now time for misc ones since ik people r gonna go crazy if i dont mention certain beasts

miché - was honestly one of my fav characters before they got removed! im a sucker for jester designs, esp when it’s a monochrome color palette….i was kinda interested in the lore they had but . Yeah .

melanie - MELANIEEE….MY SWEET SUMMER CHILD……HOLDING YOU IN MY HANDS…..i think she had a lot of potential to be a rlly silly npc but SOMEONE decided to rock up instead…..ofc i don’t hate her for that….she’s very silly in my opinion and i am hee number 1 defender. If you hate Melanie you hate me. Ok

(2024/12/04) BUT OOOOOH MY GOD WHAT IS YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH FOLLY. WHAT IS HER DEAL WITH YOU. DOES SHE WANT YOU. DOES SHE WANT YOU DEAD. I LEGIT DON’T KNOW BUT YOU TWO NEED THERAPY BAAAAD.

jeremy - no real opinion on this guy. LOVE the idea of them being pals w/ mozelle and melanie…. y’all when i wear my princess fit😊

brock (dance floor guy) - when i first heard you i thought you were the bitch from shovelwares brain game. But no. You are laughability. other than that i don’t rlly have an opinion on this dude

gregoriah - I LOVE YOU . very funny fella….. no real opinion but im a lil interested of if they have lore or not. Idk!

(2024/12/04) ok i got tired working on this so i’m posting this now . I’ll probably make a farrrr more updated one soon but. This is what u get for now