"HI CHILD"

"YOU HAVE APPROCHED QUICKLY TOWARDS MY LOCATION"

"BUT GUESS WHAT BOZO"

"IM ANGRY!!!!!"

"YOU IN FACT ARE THE ONLY SOURCE OF GRASS IN THESE CAVERNS"

"WHICH IS QUITE SUPRISING (IT ISN'T HAHA)"

"ACCORDING TO THIS TOTALLY LEGIT BOOK ON HUMANS, HUMANS ARE SAID TO BE MADE OF A GRASS LIKE SUBSTANCE."

"SO IF I KILL YOU I GET GRASS"

"THEN I CAN TOUCH IT"

"WHICH MEANS BASICALLY I WANT TO TOUCH YOU"

"..."

"WAIT THAT DIDN'T SOUND RIGHT"

"DON'T CANCEL ME PLEASE!!!"

"ACTUALLY FORGET I SAID THAT"

"WAIT YOU ARE APPROCHING ME AT AN EVEN FASTER RATE!!!!"

"..."

"THIS SEEMS TO BE A PROBLEM"

"LET'S SETTLE THIS OVER MERCY BECAUSE I WANT TO"