3 years ago

Ok so time to speak out


Do you fucking think that Jesus or even God are the most powerful being in the universe

Then you are fucking wrong, cuz hat role belong to Matter, from the Disney movie Cars

Want some proof dumbass ok here it comes

Has Jesus fucked a woman a quarter of his age?

No, but Matter did

Has Jesus used a gun?

No, but Matter did

Did Jesus ever became a spy?

No, but Matter did

Has Jesus transformed into a plane?

No, but Matter did

Can Jesus run backyards?

No, but Matter can

These are some examples that we where praying to the wrong person

If you still disagree then you disgust me and our god and saviour, Matter, from the Disney movie Cars

Fuck you


This is a joke btw if u didn't get it



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