Delicious eyes

I don't even need to manipulate this mf to do what I say he just does what I need him to do without even knowing I exist - Golden Alex

Man why tf is my pc background this

Look at me I'm so buff

Me like 15 days from now having to use this card cause I accidentally watched 1 Spongebob video on youtube making youtube believe I'm under 18:

These two dudes suck shoot the first guy and springlock the second guy Golden Alex is 10x better

Over 4 years of being on the internet and I still suck ass kinda at drawing

Eyes so yummy I gave them a theme song

How Family Guy expects us to react when a scene with sad flute music starts to play about a lesson that the characters will forget next episode:

Some random employee for Astronomer Inc at the Coldplay concert looking over at the kiss cam to see his boss getting caught cheating on his wife: