and he called himself,,, mister,,, whaaat?

I sometimes forget it’s my mom I’m texting

Last photo taken of me before the toothpaste incident, taken 2 minutes ago

oops

guys i have what i can only assume to be the rarest father skin ever ama

My alarm for tomorrow

omg they revealed her official name and nobody told me?? crash dummyyy 🤑🤑🤑

big shit happening with pwned first we know the collector's name now ANDDD gunhound's thread has been marked by SOON. SOON? WHEN?? GUNHOUND TOMORROW?

Managed to pirate an iOS app on my school iPad lmaoooooo

LOSING MY SHIT OVER THIS IMAGE