im gonna crashout why does it crash there. it has never done that ever. why does it do it NOW??????

ok for realsies hopefully this time third patch

until we're 100% sure everything is good im not gonna botehr updating main build anymore just get the patch

SECOND PATCH IS UP RAAAHH I SOMEHOW GOT NOTIFIED OF A POISON STATUS BUG BEFORE REVIVES CRASHING at least it'll force everyone who downloaded really early to get the patch i guess lol |||>

HEY GUSY WAIT A MINUTE FOR SOME REASON SOMETHING BROKE INEXPLICABLY FOR NO REASON AS I RELEASED IT WHEN IT WAS OWKRING BEFORE I UPLODED THE BUILLDD????

anyways patch coming soon until then dont use damage over time if you want to have fun

OK THE PATCH IS UP SORRY RAAAAH )))>

oh yeah also happy pride !!!!!!!!!!!! raahh !!!!!!!!!!!!!

for funsies heres some fun facts/notes/etc about a lot of characters in HJP (((> some related to the topic, some just random notes, some relationship-related, etc.

little TT advertisement..!

[ TT's mascot, Nuclei, drawn by Z-9 Lurker (((> ]

one more (hopefully final) gameplay-related patch

final world inexplicably had a crash in it that literally did not exist during testing at any time gnzxjkg so yeah grab that if youre there or about to get there

just released my funny little NGC/FNAFB crossover in collaboration with Transcendence Team, HJP

come play if you like ngc or fnafb or big numbers

(note its really raunchy bc fnafb so minors. do not play thanks)

sorry i dont know how to advertise.. #|||>

I have added rewards for quests so that villagers can give you something in return for your hard work helping them. 🥳

I want to know - what's your favourite quest reward?

In the quest for accessibility, I'm adding Resurrection Shrines for players on the 'novice' end of the platforming spectrum.

In order to unlock the power of a Shrine, you must collect 3 'Souls' from your dead corpses! (the floating blue orbs)