The bs I tell my friends

AMERICA 🇺🇸🦅🗣

Sad news today

Because of the problems caused by our cat, Mocha, we are going to be giving her away :(

LUCKILY she is going to be given to my gf, which makes me feel better

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Gasp

Bro is NOT helping 💀

Us fr

(I'm one of us)

Of fuckin course

I AM NOT A MORON

Ha ha ha