So I have to do an article for this because I'm ranting

Bro I thought that the summer of 2025 was going to be the best summer ever and bro when I tell you that it is the worst I mean it is the worst

So this wasn't in the summer but one of my teachers died and guess what I have been doing all summer I have been rotting in bed and lost my best friend and I have been at home for the majority of the summer and it sucks I feel like a grape fanta that has been sitting in someone's car for 2 weeks in the sun and is only drank when a person finds a popcorn piece in the corner of the car and starts choking on it

And I feel like I need to get Job but can't cuz I might destroy the universe on accident even tho that didn't happen when I got a job before

I also feel like a banana that some broke college student bought and set on the counter for 2 months and is almost completely rotten

Alright I'm done ranting

Thank you for your time