Deadpool The Merc with the micro 🍆

Die a fool death

I AM THE IMPOSSIBLE!

I was only playing human

This could be bad and my name isn't Chad James and it's not

He's whiz and I'm boomstick. And it's our job to analyze their weapons armor and skills to find out who would win a death Battle!

Oh you think we are equals and that's your safe in here you low effort clown (screams of doreto agony) I am an All-Seeing GOD!

All right Majora's mistake you have one chance to take that off.

Sell you're soul take control buy gold. can you decide for the secret meaning?

Let me out or I'll eat your dream!

I swear if you cut to commercials I will strangle you with an actual Blue apr-

I'm going to feed your own heart .

Remember what I promised you.

I love it when they monologue back.