"It was a tale as old as time, I went to the shops yesterday, and the shopkeeper asked 'Do you have 50 pets, or 50 shekels?' I said 'NO! I only have 49 shekels!' The shopkeeper settled 'Well your not getting this milk!' I said 'Wow, milk cost that much in this academy? Damn, the next thing your gonna tell me is that Freddos cost 50 pets!' he gave me an ominous look 'NOO!' So we're on an epic quest to save the world from the taxation of Freddos" - Will Ryan, DAGames
Next up
was reading the TV Tropes page of Gone Home (YES I STILL PLAY THAT GAME IT'S LITERALLY G A Y) and this was on one of the main pages
holy fuck, Oscar, you're gay?
and you raped your nephew?
I BET SAM INHERITED HER GAYNESS FROM OSCAR HADJSKSHFJ-
YES
Y E E S
memes i found gathering dust
enjoy
Sam = motherfucking Buddy Lewek confirmed
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so he's ignoring the fact we just opened a secret passageway RIGHT NEXT TO HIM?!?
I AM NOT A MORON 
https://imaginesforthosewhoseekthem.tumblr.com/post/189637828428…
*suddenly starts to simp for Albert knowing damn well he killed his family with voodoo dolls*
*also BAHAHAHAHAHA ALBERT "JIZZ IN A CUP FOR ALCHEMICAL PURPOSES" VANDERBOOM JSKSJSKSKSKSKSKS-*
Porter and Sage have bestie energy
bro got so mad
reading a preview of Into the Pit and this is H I L A R I O U S
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