"It was a tale as old as time, I went to the shops yesterday, and the shopkeeper asked 'Do you have 50 pets, or 50 shekels?' I said 'NO! I only have 49 shekels!' The shopkeeper settled 'Well your not getting this milk!' I said 'Wow, milk cost that much in this academy? Damn, the next thing your gonna tell me is that Freddos cost 50 pets!' he gave me an ominous look 'NOO!' So we're on an epic quest to save the world from the taxation of Freddos" - Will Ryan, DAGames
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memes i found gathering dust
enjoy
Miles is a good man
fucking asshole
(reading: Love Is Complicated (Miles X Reader) Alvin And The Chipmunks!: Road Chip)
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reading a preview of Into the Pit and this is H I L A R I O U S
I AM NOT A MORON 
https://imaginesforthosewhoseekthem.tumblr.com/post/189637828428…
*suddenly starts to simp for Albert knowing damn well he killed his family with voodoo dolls*
*also BAHAHAHAHAHA ALBERT "JIZZ IN A CUP FOR ALCHEMICAL PURPOSES" VANDERBOOM JSKSJSKSKSKSKSKS-*
Porter and Sage have bestie energy
Happy Valentine’s Day! @OperaGX 
dropped the Valentine’s-inspired game Maximum Load. Guide PC Man through a satisfying install. 🥵
2 quests celebrating the game have entered your log! Play #MaximumLoad here: https://bit.ly/maximumload
James be simpin'
(watching a Roots walkthrough, a good way to start a sunday morning)
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