>be in class

>morbidly obese fat kid also in class

>his name was Stephen

>infamous for being 300lb in 5th grade

>gets obsessed with Wario Land 3

>always has his GameBoy Color and Wario Land 3

>got it taken up a few times but always got it back and kept bringing it to school

>didn't even understand the games, just liked wario

>made up moves that wario did

>basically just put "Wario" before whatever he was doing

>"Wario Punch!", "Wario Stomp", "Wario Pile Driver", etc

>Always wants to play "Wario" at recess but no one knows what that even is so no one did

>anyway so in class one day

>teacher asks class a question

>Stephen raises his hand to answer

>actually tries to answer, doesn't say anything Wario related

>gets it wrong

>smartass teacher's pet cunt sitting next to him laughs and provides the right answer

>Stephen is visibly angered

>turns to her and screams "MY MUSTACHE HAS DEEMED THAT YOU GET MY WARIO STEAM!!!"

>Leans away from her, ass pointed right at her

>Stephen, no.wav

>rips the mightiest of ass right at her

>Swear I saw her hair gust back from the blast

>she's the first to smell it

>she pukes on the spot

>whole class starts to smell like the foulest shit I may have ever smelled

>we don't even wait for the teacher to dismiss us, everyone piles out into the hall

>Stephen got ISS for 3 days

>smartass cunt never spoke up again

Stephen's probably dead, he was morbidly obese all the way through highschool too