dear future gf:

do this to me

i'd gladly buy that

there is no better way to open a conversation

.

anyway

i don't care what you say

this is funny as all fuck and if you have the audacity to argue with me about this purely satirical comment then hell i don't like you anyways

jesus watching me eat my own shit in the shower after saying i'd stop for the 257329756298335432598275th time:

north korean soldiers rn:

ima just leave this here

well GREAT because god damn i can relate