Hired Goons - Evil Nine.

:3

look at this motherfucker

Go, USA! You fucked shit up for us! Again! /sarcasm

im dying here so bad I'm sobbing

I know theres like a whole month for 2024 to end but eh, I want to do this before I forget to post this and the year ends

I'm just gonna mention everyone in the article

If I forgot anyone, I'll add them later on, when I notice

motherfucker

I found out that I remember I threw up after i made this character back in February when i was 17

and omfg February was the worst month ever for me

Elton john but good:

CAUSE IM STILL EDGING FASTER THAN I'VE EVER DID

LOOKING LIKE A COSTCO GUY

FEELING LIKE A BABY GRONK

AND I'M STILL GOONING EVEN AFTER ALL THESE GYATTS

PICKING UP THE RIZZES OF MY LIFE WITHOUT KAI ON MY CENAT

I'M STILL TAXIN'

so uhhhhh sorry if I was sad like earlier me and my mom were crying bc I said I was depressed and suicidal ;(

buuuut I'm feeling better now :3