Once upon a time, some guy named Jimmy was watching tv or whatever, but then he saw a bunch of edgy people casually existing outside his apartment. He jumps out of his window, falling three floors down, and breaking his spine and several other bones.

He is now jelly-like, and he blamed the innocent random Edgy people and they’re like “Woah, whaddya want from us, old man?” So then he uses psychic powers which he got by accidentally eating a magic bug when he fell to the ground to lift up a bin and chuck it at the edgy people, sending them flying. 

Jimmy then jellies upstairs back to his apartment room and continues to watch TV.

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