Name of Official DDS Parody VHS Tape: (The Future For 2007 of DDS HQ)

(All Recorded on: May 18th, 1899)

(All Officially remade on: October 17th, 2025)

(Officially to be founded on: Episode/Chapter One Only)

(DDS Parody VHS Tape Number: #22)

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[Parody Staff Worker:] Hey, umm??? "Gyand"??? "Gyand Vawllen"???? Where do have the boxes that are full with these "Parody Crums" again????

[Gyand Vawllen:] I don't know!!! OH MY GOD!!!!! Do I have to explain all of this again here????

[Parody Staff Worker:] Umm??? Noooo????

[Gyand Vawllen:] Umm??? YES!!!! EXACTLY!!!!!! These stupid parody staff-heads have already created like enough of these first hand made junk foods that they'd first made around on October 3rd, 1283!!!!! Heck, these Parody Crums aren't even worth a single coin or paper-like cash to buy here!!!!

[Gyand Vawllen:] I already made almost like 20 to 34 drops two weeks already, and right off the bat here..........I CAN NOT EVEN PUT LIKE ONE FOOT OUT OF THIS DANM JOB HERE!!!!!!

[Parody Staff Worker:] Gyand??? We'd already told you!!!!! The DDS Parody Health Inspector "Tyrant Jugglesmandd", me, and all of my almost closest friends had made some official parody profits with these things!!!! Besides, they're not JUNK FOOD!!! They're known as healthy cookies that gives almost all of us life, respect, and positiveness towards others with negative emotions and personality traits!!!!!

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[Parody Staff Worker:] Besides, this side-parody company that makes and works on the Parody Crums and all the other hand-made foods and stuff have been around with us since September 14th, 1845, and it's been almost like 54 plus years since then!!!!!! So relax, there's like nothing else to worry about, aside from those parody spoofies and everything!!!!

[Gyand Vawllen:] Yeah!!! Sorry.......Don't mind me right now........I am still not in a positive and healthy environment right now!!!!! Besides, I am just a DDS HQ parody staff member just like you dude!!!! And I'm just a 134 year old girl that lives in a toxic and dangerous environment that creates so many dangerous products!!!!!!

[Parody Staff Worker:] So in other words, you want to work at a different job that's all positive and wealthy for you, right???? Well, the official DDS HQ website's now all up and running........So, try to find a much better job for yourself, okay???? I am sure that the daughter of you know him from JJS HQ won't bother much about it!!!!!

[Gyand Vawllen:] ...........Thanks "Sid"!!!!!

[Parody Staff Worker/Sid:] No problem bro!!!! If you want to relax during your off days by the way, you know what to call......ME OF COURSE!!!! Here's my phone number BTW!!!!!!

[Gyand Vawllen:] Thanks again man!!!!! [Sobbing in a bit of pain] What can I ever do without you Sid????? If it weren't from you and your brother's protection around me.......I wouldn't became as what I am today!!!!! Did that even make much sense, right?????

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Well, another short and sweet post here folks!!!!!! Looks like them "Parody VHS Tapes" has already just begun for DDS HQ and everything folks!!!!! Also, come on, HHS HQ???? Where's your official future updates at, huh?!?!?!?!?!!!?????!!!!!! Anyways everybody, that should be it for today/tonight you guys!!!! Man!!!! DDS HQ has been creating so many future updates left, right, and center here!!!!!! I hope the official #73rdJJSvideo and the #12thVersion of the #DDSbannerPosterShrine aren't going to much troubles when they'll be releasing during the last two weeks here in October of 2025!!!!! Guess we have to find out later I guess!!!!!!! Anyways, goodnight, wish me luck at work tomorrow, and catch you all later with some more positive and future updates!!!!!! #DontTakeThisAwayFromMeUs!!!!!! #DDSparodyVHStape22!!!!! #LegendsNeverGiveUp!!!!!! #WelcomeToDraxxDustunStudios!!!!! #LegaciesNeverEverSurrender!!!!!! #05181899!!!!!! #RespectThemPositiveParodies!!!!!!!!