Name of Official JJS Parody VHS Tape: (Official Opening Parody Sequence of JJS HQ from None Other from Gleithe Preeaire)

(All Recorded on: September 14th, 1999)

(All Officially remade on: October 20th, 2025)

(Officially to be founded on: Episode/Chapter One Only)

(JJS Parody VHS Tape Number: #1)

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{Gleithe Preeaire:} Hi and hello there!!!! My name's none other than "Gleithe Preeaire", and I am known as to be the MAIN and OFFICIAL parody header CEO of JJS HQ, since September 14th, 1814!!!!!!!! If you're all seeing this.........Then you're all trespassing!!!!! Yep!!!! You're LITTERALLY doing that, right??? CORRECT!!!!

{Gleithe Preeaire:} Yep!!!!! We play these kinds of parody-like tapes just hours right after we close our good old parody HQ factory for today!!!!! Which means we play these little or long things on loop whenever we close Jax Justun Studios for the day.

{Gleithe Preeaire:} Just letting you all know all of your parody trespassers out there that JJS HQ's known to be one of the most safest and most positive parody-like company of all time!!!!! And of course, one of out most popular and infamous things that we all have around here are our official parody mascots and our other creations all made by hand and from parody-like machines!!!!!

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{Gleithe Preeaire:} Better yet, our own parody minds are into your parody mindsets!!!! Anyways.......Umm???? Soooooooo you parody trespassers, just to make you all aware around here........While we JJS Parody Staff Members here have officially pride our parody selves primarily on our high quality parody toys and excellent parody-like childcare, we also pride ourselves on our parody security!!!!!! Which means our official and state of the art parody systems and hardware!!!!!

{Gleithe Preeaire:} For example right here, this 185 year old parody facility's all filled up of hidden parody motion triggers which, once to be almost all set off, will turn on the JJS HQ factory's emergency alarms and directly contact them parody authorities and detectives!!!!! Better yet, even our most positive owner, creator, and parody masterminded friend of ours as well too!!!!!

{Gleithe Preeaire:} So yeah you parody trespassers, and that's like one of the more tame-ed parody aspects of our parody security systems and everything......So yeah, NO PARODY SPOILERS!!! AND I MEAN LITTERALLY NO PARODY SPOILERS AT ALL HERE!!!!!.......[Clearing Throat] Uh??? Sorry!!!!

{Gleithe Preeaire:} So yeah folks, you've got my parody warnings, I guess.......Umm??? It isn't too late (as of right now) to turn around!!!!! And I just hope that you're ALL OFFICIALLY certain whatever you're doing OFFICIALLY NOW'S totally worth it.......And me as Gleithe Preeaire, will make sure that everything here at Jax Justun Studios is all positive AND perfectly safe as usual here!!!!!......Wait??? Where's my parody latte at???? OH!!!! There it is......[Slurping Noise] AAAAHHHHH!!!! Now that hits the spot..........

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Well lookie here folks, it appears that the official "JJS Parody VHS Tapes" are now officially here!!!!! Yes!!!! This one's a bit short of course because it's the first one for episode/chapter one for "Jax Justun & Jax Marble and Their Misadventures at Middle School in: Rise of the Parody Characters of Jax Justun Studios" of course!!!!! And yes, just letting you all know that not only some of the lines of this parody VHS tape was officially in reference from you know him from Poppy Playtime, but also the name as Gleithe Preeaire as well too!!!!! However though, Gleithe Preeaire can't always be nice, positive, and be inside of a happy parody place sometimes!!!!!! If you guys want to learn how all of this happen of course.....Then try to find the post or click on his name to find out more about himself and his past, present, and future parody moments and life-ness!!!! Also his name's officially pronounced as (GLEETH-PREE-Yare)!!!!! Anyways folks, stay tuned for some more future updates!!!! Because hopefully this week, the #12thVersion of the #DDSbannerPosterShrine's finally going to be made!!!!!! And the official #73rdJJSvideo's going to be releasing on the last week of October of 2025!!!!!! Goodnight, wish me luck at work for tomorrow and this week's Thursday, and stay tuned for some more future updates!!!!!! And yes, all of this are just made up fantasies, folklore, and just straight up all FAKE and never to be real!!!!! Everything's just all made from minds of parody imaginations!!!!!! Okay, see you all later!!!!! #HappyHalloweenOf2025!!!!!! #LegendsNeverGiveUp!!!!! #WelcomeToJaxJustunStudios!!!!! #LegaciesNeverEverSurrender!!!! #JJSparodyVHStape1!!!!!!! #RespectThemPositiveParodies!!!!!! #09141999!!!!!!!