Perhaps I've been trapped

Uh oh the fridge's filter at Lowe's has expired

Cool I've got three hands

Need to hold your GPU from sagging just use a car Jack

I was playing minecraft and took these beautiful screenshots

Gameboy Advance SP DeWalt Edition

I think I found silent Hill

Decided to play Minecraft Xbox 360 edition today and this happened

My cursor is lifting weights.

It's time for a change I'm switching to Arch Linux and not looking back