I got a new shirt today

It might be "a little" too oversized for me

why is this position so relaxing

I got a new Bluetooth headphone and put the new guitar strings on my acoustic guitar today and it sounds so good holy shit today's going so well

Go, USA! You fucked shit up for us! Again! /sarcasm

here have a stupid edit of me punching a machine

THIS IS SO STUPID I HATE IT

I know theres like a whole month for 2024 to end but eh, I want to do this before I forget to post this and the year ends

I'm just gonna mention everyone in the article

If I forgot anyone, I'll add them later on, when I notice

goodbye, you jack-off

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Elton john but good:

CAUSE IM STILL EDGING FASTER THAN I'VE EVER DID

LOOKING LIKE A COSTCO GUY

FEELING LIKE A BABY GRONK

AND I'M STILL GOONING EVEN AFTER ALL THESE GYATTS

PICKING UP THE RIZZES OF MY LIFE WITHOUT KAI ON MY CENAT

I'M STILL TAXIN'

What

I genuinely saw this in my recommendations a few days ago