3 years ago

Poisoner announcement recording.


Inside an abandoned warehouse, a man in a trench coat stands in front of a crowd of people, ready to give an announcement.

???: Attention members of Doku-tai! It is I, your boss, Theodore Williams!

The crowd let’s out a cheer

Theodore: Now I’m sure you are all use to me being your boss, I am in fact the founder of Doku-tai. I have called you all here today to announce that I am stepping down today, as we have found a better boss.

The crowd gasps

Theodore: Now they can’t be seen but I can tell you about them, firstly you may be wondering, why them? Well you see, they can tell us everything we need to know, the whereabouts of that stupid health inspector, stuff about different joints and much more. Now they have told me something important which is that our Wendy's diner mission was a complete flop as the one person poisoned did survive and is in fact the health inspector, as punishment everyone who was in charge of the mission including Jesse Smith has been executed for jeopardising us all. Finally our new leader’s name is- wait. YOU TRAITOR! PUT THAT CAMERA AWAY.

Gunshots are heard and then, the camera is nothing but static.



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damn it actually fits

edit: since this was featured in sh*tpost central might as well point out this isn't supposed to be funny, I just wanted to share that What'd I Miss somewhat fits here

me when the tiky

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@mandomandofox my oc "Brian Anderson" the deadline is whenever you complete it, basically take as much time as you want.

@RossGamerGames but the context was shot in the chest and left to slowly bleed out on the floor, causing it to die from blood loss.