hmmm.....
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......
HMMMMMMMMMMMMM....
Yeah, I'm gonna play this, but MAN, where the hell am I supposed to get five dollars from? I'm broke as fuc- oh, someone pinged me on Discord.
....fuck it let's try this
Wait what the fuck? I got scammed? CURSE YOU EVIL KANE CARTER
Actuallyyyyyyyy... Yeah, we're talking about this shit.
At the start, we're playing as the Puppet, and we're stuck in this Idk what you call it. Uh, fleshy red hell?
You can try to move her, but it doesn't really do anything.
After a while,this spider robot thing shows up.
after that she fucking dies oh
Wow, what a sad, lonely, pathetic arcade. Fun fact: this was the first game Phil ever coded, and it shows. It really, really shows.
And oh my God, what the fuck is this menu Man.
Weasel World, also known as Rabbit Hell.
Alright, so the story here, we gotta go, save the world from something.
and WOW LOOK AT THEM GRAPHICS MAN IT"S BEAUTIFUL
Ok, so the controls. We move around with wasd and the arrow keys. We interact with stuff using Space Bar. The door is closed, and we gotta go and find keys from the upper and bottom sides.
Popgoes is slower then the amount of development time is put into Jolly 4.
I also, got into my first battle against this thing.
You can only fight and heal. Wow. What a complex and deep rpg.
we get the keys and went out to this place with a white key on the top.
Also, in a lot of the rooms, are coins. Gotta collect them if you don't wanna grind!
After like 1 minute, we got into a save point with Stone on the other side. He sells stuff.
We find a Blue Key, backtrack, and unlock a new area.
We wonder around, like a jackass, some more, and find a well.
Ok, well, what's special about it? WELL at first, it gives you 10 coins, but if you keep checking on it over and over again, it gives you an Easter egg.
A bit later, we get to Sara and Saffron's shop.
The next room later, we get into the game's first boss fight against Dumpty.
A clear reference to everyone's favorite horror egg Egghead Gumpty
This boss fight blows, man. I eventually gave up and just hacked the ini to get a shitload of coins.
Unrelated, but I really like the quitting screen.
back to gumpty
I'm a cheater and I'm proud.
We hard boil him, and go to the castle. Whoever ends this place is literally racist.
We get to Blake's shop, which sure is a shop.
And then, we reach the final room with the final boss.
Is it A, Freddy Fazbear
Is it B, Theft King
Is it C, Cyanide
Is it D, Phisnom, from the YouTube channel Phisnom
The answer is E, King Cultivate.
He is indeed a final boss. We obviously kill him, and then he starts acting racist again.
and then it ends
As much as I want to say it does, it doesn't remember the White Key. Yeah, we gotta go get that.
This wall at the entrance is actually fake.
Wonder around a bit, and gasp! What's that
Why of course, it's a glitchy girl!
We eventually get the stupid key and we gotta back track a lot.
Look We reached the place.
huh is this what hell looks like?
we reach this room and i'll let it speak for it self
secret wall woohoo
We go through the fnaf 3 good ending minigames?.
Mangle's Quest.
bbs air adventure
stage 01
chicas party
till we reach the finale
The text flashes rapidly, but it says, HELP SAVE BONNIE
And then, we get into a boss fight.
if you attack bonnie uh this happens
WOO HAND JUMPSCARE
One last thing before we're done: If you quit after the uh, fucking scary, you get this screen.
final verdict
it sucks ass 2/10
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