2 years ago

Rando Soldiers DnD alignment chart

(Made by @Heatnix , because of course it was)


Now I shall explain DnD alignment chart... with the characters fucking your mom (im not sorry):

  • Clint won't fuck your mom because he knows it would make you feel bad

  • Float won't fuck your mom because it's the right thing to do

  • Forest won't fuck your mom, but will jokingly flirt with her from time to time

  • Wayne won't fuck your mom, but only so he can feel morally superior

  • The Mooses won't fuck your mom, but only because you told them not to do it, if you didn't, they'd do it

  • Koo will fuck you mom, but then apologize for doing so

  • Ernie won't fuck you mom, because he's too busy fucking your dad

  • Michael will fuck you mom, then gaslight you into thinking he didn't

  • William will fuck your mom, then tell you in length how he did it



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