Now I shall explain DnD alignment chart... with the characters fucking your mom (im not sorry):
Clint won't fuck your mom because he knows it would make you feel bad
Float won't fuck your mom because it's the right thing to do
Forest won't fuck your mom, but will jokingly flirt with her from time to time
Wayne won't fuck your mom, but only so he can feel morally superior
The Mooses won't fuck your mom, but only because you told them not to do it, if you didn't, they'd do it
Koo will fuck you mom, but then apologize for doing so
Ernie won't fuck you mom, because he's too busy fucking your dad
Michael will fuck you mom, then gaslight you into thinking he didn't
William will fuck your mom, then tell you in length how he did it
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