Norman knows how much of a mama's boy Sammy bc of him acting like that towards Susie. The truth is that Sammy always felt submissive towards women. Especially his own biological mom and girlfriend.
Joey killed his parents not bc he was insane, it's bc it's a family tradition. No not his dad's family, his MOM. Remember, his mom is straight from fucking hell.
Sammy likes pie. Even tho he says choco cake is his fav he actually prefers pie more.
His mom even taught him a homemade recipe as a kid. Even tho he doesn't like cooking (and not good at it), he can make mighty fine blueberry and concord grape pie. (I MADE THAT UP I THINK IT SOUNDS GOOD THO HUEHUEHUE)
Joey learned rituals, cursing, black magic and all that satanic stuff ever since he was little.
The pentagram you see in the Ritual Room in CH1 and 2 even acts like the family's crest.
Emmett doesn't know how the fuck can one's son grow up to be so fucked up like this.
Don't blame him blame his wife.
And if you already do blame his wife, she won't care, but will kick you in the face.
Buddy reads yaoi manga.
Deal with it.
He has a bi ass.
He also collects anime minifigures.
His dad even bought him a shelf with a sliding glass door to keep his figures for his 14th birthday
(if- if Ethan was still alive when Buddy turned 14. idk, im still hammering down my timeline, like, when the fuck does it take place?!? im planning it to be somewhere in the mid or late 30s, which means his dad needs to die somewhere in WW1, which that would- y'know, let's just- change it to 12 years.)
His dad even bought him a shelf with a sliding glass door to keep his figures for his
14th12th birthday
Brant didn't get his surgery yet. He's still trying to pool money for it. In the meantime he's still trying to get those tits to flatten.
Another thing about Brant's... trans... ness... His- His gender dysphoria is still there, comes back time to time, and when it DOES come back all he does is write vent scribbles in his journal in bed. Still in his pyjamas. And his friends need to make him snap out of it.
Bill wears a yellow shirt with the Aperture logo on it. Yes. My BATIM AU and my Portal AU are the same universe. Why are you staring at me like that.
-other fandom headcanons-
🎨 = Layers of Fear
🚪= The Room
🤖 = Portal
🎨 The Daughter (who i headcanon being named Carrisa bc of the flower in the game) actually lived in the studio, where James went through to get his sister's soul. They started dating, and after James and Lily got stuck in the same body Carrisa managed to split them back into two different people.
🤖 Chell was left at the entrance of Aperture (WHAT KIND OF PERSON PUTS THEIR CHILD IN FRONT OF A SCIENCE FACILITY?), and Caroline found her.
🎨 HAAAAAAAAAAHAHAH THE PAINTER IS BI
🚪 Lucy is desperately trying to prove that her brother and his best friend are gay but they both have a way of sneaking around her.
🚪 Abigail was actually a criminal (yes, she's still an artist at the same time aaaaaa), using her charm to rob men. Edward was her last victim until ✨romance was in the air✨
Edward forgot protection.
BOOM ISABELLA IS BORN HAHAHAHHHAHAH-
And then Isaac
Aaaaand then Gideon
🤖 Fact core and Rose (a character from Meet the Cores 3, or 2, i forgor) are half sibs
🎨 The Wife forgives her husband smh. idk ask her :|
I MEAN HAVE YOU SEEN HER IN GAME FORM
(and cant think of anymore *tries to milk them out of my head* *nothing comes out* eh)
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