Mono:

secretly depressed because he missed his one chance at finding a gf when he was young.

Constantly hits his head on the top of doorframes due to his height.

Lost his house at one point because he invested in NFTs

Used to be addicted to weed

Joshua:

Can actually shape his body in different forms, just chooses not to

Bisexual

Gilbert (the old guy with the green shirt):

Think he fought in Vietnam but he actually just beat up a bunch of elderly Japanese.

Tried to sue South Park because of the elderly people fight in fractured but whole offended him.

Hates little people cuz he’s that kind of asshole

Happy that he outlived queen Elizabeth cuz he’s that kind of assho-

Harold:

Does weed

Bought eight tickets to the Mario Movie so he can see it different times but that probably won’t work.

Sold cocaine to Chris Farley

Eyesore:

God