Greetings, all TJN Dev Team fans! I am your very-much-favourite God Emperor of Hatred Corps named Andrew Solar, and today I am coming forth with a super serious and legitimate announcement.
Hatred Corps is rebranding to Loved Unmarketable.
Now, you might ask, "Andrewz what is the reason 4 this change???!?!?!?1//1". Well, this is because of 2 reasons. 1, we had a change of direction, and 2, because I think the name doesn't fit the group nor said direction anymore.
Over the years we have focused on the creation of fan-material of the game "Five Nights at Freddy's", as well as other Hatred Corps things. However, our current goal is the creation of modifications for the game "Doki Doki Literature Club".
As such, you may still have a lot of questions, like "Why r u dewing this?!?!?" "Why DDLC??!?!?" "Do u seriously expect to get popular on a FNaF dominated platform with DDLC content!??!?1//1/1?!". Well, it all started in 1XX4, where 4 armed robbers named Anthony, Mikhail, Callsign "Gambler" (real name unknown) and Sayori committed what is nowadays referred to as "The Great Nothingburger of 1xx4", involving an attempt to withdraw their money from an ATM without having any money on their account. As such, this creates a chain reaction where every universe that doesn't have this event occuring completely screws up the chain of events in said universe, creating anomalies and paradoxes such as a certain leader of a dev team announcing a rebranding of a dead dev teamI think you get the point here.
However, this is STILL not all the news I have to share! We have a new member approaching soon, and I think you'll be very delighted at the sight of a super familiar face.
Oh yeah, I have finally acquisitioned a girlfriend. That's right, haters. After 10 years of crying over women who's names uhhh Wait what am i writiOh yeah I have a girlfriend guys totally real its us against the world and i'll definitely focus on her over the Loved Unmarketable team yes
Alright, that's all I have to say for right now. Keep your eyes, ears and ass open for any future announcements. See you l8r, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa










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