"I'm Mary Brightany, Daughter of the Dream Realm. I like to run through drywall and punch stuff really hard. Wanna be friends?" "...Why is my head a lamp? Counter question: why do you look like a tall hairless weasel?"

idk what to post so here's walter

skeletons dont have eyelids

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old mb screenie

Bro is NOT helping 💀

POV: you are an enemy approaching Greg Jeffery (he went afk and forgot to pause the game)

i feed a ton of information about mountbound to chatgpt and had it write shitty fanfictions, so here's some funny snippets

1. larry and walter were blues brothers (parody of funny 80's movie)

2. greg and duke nukem

3. larry haunts donald trump

I AM NOT A MORON

"What's it look like to you, buddy? I'm just being perfectly and normally gay with my cute goat mage! Are you seriously going to give me extra points to put in my portfolio?" "I just can't stop winning, and YOU can see it!"