combat pragmatists be like:

Kabom

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Fucking

If this becomes real I will watch it regardless of whether or not Link looks like a cockhead

This is Evo

Evo has power equivalent to deities

He's a nice guy but if you try to kill him... good luck surviving- /hj

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i didn't want a whole ass essay (there is in fact more)

Use this for whatever. I really don't care. As long as it's normal.

Expect the unexpected