Fried Chicken

“Grease will make you slip n’ slide!”

Makes you greasy, which applies a speed boost, at the cost of giving you constant ice physics

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Me Millionth Dollar

“Makes you feel really lucky…”

Increases the minimum item tier that can appear in shops.

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Night Core

“Someone learned how to Change Speed.”

Increases your firing speed and makes all voice lines high pitched

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Satan’s Soul Contract

“Come back after death, but lose it all in the process”

Will heal you to half your current health upon taking a fatal hit, but you lose ALL your items

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Jawbreaker

“Makes your bullets break their jaw!”

Attacks now deal bleed damage, also gives your character a massive chipmunk cheek