first off, ashley is a racist for calling me out on being an amongus. us amonguses have no ill intentions, and if there are any that do, theyre impostors. i cant believe the love of my life would stoop so low to call me out for being something i cannot control.

and second, that was not me who blew up that mall. that was a shapeshifter, a common subspecies of impostors that can shift into any crewmate they want, including me. that mustve been an impostor since i was at home the day that happened.

and third

yeah starfish are pretty gross

me and ashley are nolonger associated with each other, and i do not want you bringing her up towards me.

JOKE THREAD BTW shes everything to me i love u ashleyyyyy kissing noises /silly