“Hey, Mike, so, uhhh… I’ve been having a kind of rough night… I’ve been hearing things going on around my home… uhhh… I don’t know what’s going on… if I’m hallucinating or if… if someone… or… something… followed me home. Oh god, I hear footsteps… I… oh… oh fuck… please don’t hurt— GAH!! UGH!!! AH, DAMN IT!!! STOP!!! Please…”
I haven’t even finished the office and I’ve already scripted phone guy’s death. My priorities are whack.
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