Police save me

Me at 8 years old talking to my mom so she would see me at the McDonald's games:

Help, my brother thinks he's Miguel from Coco: 💀

(He didn't save anyone)

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What Mom swears will happen if I open the door to strangers:

....

*My family asks me to fix the internet*

Me, the expert:

When you watch the videos your little cousin watches

I AM NOT A MORON

Miguel assúcar