me when my dad’s new girlfriend does karaoke night with her irritating fucking voice that makes my ears bleed and makes me want to tear my skin off but my dad doesn’t allow me to close my door so i have to listen to it

when will I find someone dude im tired and lonely i keep seeing screenshots of people like roleplaying cuddling online and need that so bad dude

here’s what my sense of attraction has deteriorated into explained by undertale characters

me when i’m forced to go to the not thinking about killing people convention (I know im gonna be dead last)

how it feels to see that one person i follow yammering about their boyfriend (im happy for them but i still take it as a personal attack because im jealous because im lonely)

when me and bro lowk fell into mt ebott and we gotta beat omega flowey but bro whispers “ay ayayyyayayyayayayay ayayayayayyay” and i gotta stop laughing before we get vines shoved up our ass

ok so everybody has to watch this movie like right now

he’s so hot i want to kiss him

me after seeing someone I follow post about how much they love their bf because im jealous

the world is not ready