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Sassy Foods Simulator
8 years ago

Sassy Foods - "We make it you take it"


This game is a tribute to “the big lez show” for the #biglezjam!
If you dont know the show, you can watch it over at the official channel!

Play as Sassy the Sasquatch and serve trippa snippas - a delicacy that “trips you the fuck out and your whole life gets snipped from reality” to impatient choomahs. Pacify as many as you can before they go berserk. Multitask between crafting trippa snippas, serving them out and managing your ingredient store.

The hash cash / ingredient store:

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True to the recipe contains all the good stuffs, but limited to 4 ingredients (out of the 23) for simplicity’s sake: Weed, Heroin, mushrooms and some lettuce and tomatoes.

The sign next to each container says how many handfuls left to put in the trippa snippa. The stash runs out after a while and needs to be replenished.

Thats when Donny the dealer comes into play:

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When you click on Donny he will present you with a stash you can select from to refill your dwindling supplies. While refilling you cannot craft or serve trippa snippas so make it snappy!

Your clients are impatient choomahs, they swamp your stall in an unorderly fashion, each one has a depleting patience bar. When the bar runs out the choomah goes berserk and you lose the game! Here are a few options for the bars, so far I like the pie chart the most:

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Which one do you like?

The longer the game lasts the shorter the choomah’s patience! To save you from a tight spot there are two planned power ups:

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Clareance is the only one who can communicate with the choomahs. When he mumbles they listen and calm down. This’ll reset the current choomahs patience levels back to 0.

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Scruffy comes with a fresh stash straight from the volcano bong. He instantly replenishes your ingredient supply and temporarily refills it for you automatically so you can just continue churning out those trippa snippas.

You gain the powers simply by serving Clareance and Scruffy when they queue up. If their patience runs out they walk away.

Your score in the game is the amount of trippa snippas you served out, highscores powered by GJ game api so we can see who is the biggest druggo on GJ, obviously.

It’s a bit difficult trying to cram it all up in a single window for the UI. This is what I have so far:

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Anyways, gonna get crackin!
Don’t forget to follow the game for more skeet updates!



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What'll it be you fuggin druggo?

just realized the image for the IRL realm is touching grass. was it always like that??

out of 2490 lines of code changed.

just end me.

in my head THIS is the spiritual precursor to Fortnite, and it had the best ost.

rip battlefield heroes, you are still missed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9U1lWS42SM

beepbox is fun

can you make a single note that continues into the next pattern? couldnt figure it out.

there is no grass to touch

3 days left for #biglezjam! I'm putting in some work this weekend!

They need to be fed. They WANT to be fed. FEED THEM!

i wonder if they are gonna cast chris pratt for this too

https://variety.com/2023/tv/news/among-us-animated-series-cbs-st…