Here’s the cast for The Thing: 2024

(Reminder: This is something that my brain was thinking if it was to be a prediction in the future)

Guy look, it’s the brand new iPhone Crystal

POV: Horror movies from the 1950s to the 1990s be like

(Audio: The Eric Andre Show from Adult Swim)

( Strasburg Thomas )

Stackin ‘n’ flippin them pancakes

Oh... Okay...

My reaction to this mf who is a simp to the protagonist in the second episode of Uzumaki

Rah Tah Tah - Tyler, The Creator (but in Super Mario 64 Soundfont & Tyler’s voice)

Credits:

Rah Tah Tah - Tyler, The Creator (original)

More Tsua for the cover

PablosCorner for soundfont

Remix by me

(Warning: Explicit lyrics)

Sans art [Au by @Vinesoft ]

With this treasure, I summon….. a variant of The Thing, The Dark Hat/The Thing II!

(And yes, the name, “The Dark Hat” is a reference from one of the rot essences of Dragonrot from Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice)