27 days ago

School: *has fire drill*

Teachers: "Everyone leave in Alphabetical Order."

Kids named Abe: *walking slowly at front*

Kids named ZZZ: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" (I don't have anything funny here, and that's the point. It's anticlimactic.)




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I have a hot take. Like, an ACTUALLY hot take. One which could piss someone off, but I don't care. Justin Chatwin could be the voice of Silver the Hedgehog in Sonic the Hedgehog 4. I know he sucked as Goku, but we should give him a second chance.

Okay yes, I used AI for this. But what do you think about this thing for that Star Wars movie I'm making up?

yeah should be good

🎮 18 YEARS OF PAIN… STILL WAITING FOR HALF-LIFE 3 🎮

Today marks the 18th anniversary of the worst cliffhanger in gaming history. Yes, I’m talking about Half-Life 2: Episode Two.

Maybe it's just me, but am I the only one who used to think "bleeding a kyber crystal" in Star Wars meant literally BLEEDING onto it?

Apparently it's just putting negative emotions like hatred and fear into it, but that's lame.

A LITTLE TOO LATE, NAZUCKI!

#FREESCHLEP

I ranked every Spider-Man love interest. Don't @ me, these are my personal opinions. And of course I had to put Mary Jane in the worst tier. She sucks.