1. *demonic screech*

  2. O-ho, sign me the FUCK-

  3. Meow :3

  4. If only 😔

  5. Now you saw us in the local news!

    What made your thought presume?

    This was the job for you? What will you do?

  6. You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further. The 1999 Toyota Corolla. Let's talk about features.

    Bluetooth: nope Sunroof: nope Fancy wheels: nope Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn.

  7. I see

  8. Who is you?

  9. OYDODYDPYDOYDKGDLYFOY OYDOYOXKT JTDITWTKSIGXKTDOYEITIGSYIEKYYSO8Y



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Why is this unfunny five year old still on GJ?

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When you say you hate boobs and whatnot, are you saying you're just hating on basic female anatomy? Is that therefore declaring you like men?

Unfortunately friends, I will have to scrap Apawcalypse. Overall, it wasn't working in my favor, and I don't feel like putting effort into it with no ideas. BUT... we have a more interesting story, friends

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