When your child (5) wants to show you the drawing of the family he made but Kai Cenat is GENUINELY still reading after his 15 minute timer ended so you punch them and keep watching (mesmerized)

When your son (6) needs food and clothes but you GENUINELY spent all your money on helping Kai Cenat and IShowSpeed get out of poverty ✌

When the teacher interrupts you mid 4chan green text story so now you gotta blow their shit smooth off and start teaching the class dark chudtopian psychology

A very terrible drawing of general @Freddie_e4ad

When your child (7) doesn't wanna yell city boi at 7:30 while prank calling his Neurosurgeon mom and WORST of all, has a future so you GENUINELY gotta hunt him down and kill him ✌✌✌

"awww,what a cute lil rat,he can't POSSIBLY be harmfull,AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH"(explodes)

With contorted flesh and broken bones, I made myself known

Son. 😭

I rated some upcoming asym games based on how hyped I am for them.

GENUINELY peak video game right there ✌✌✌