Can someone explain on why is the parasol so op in super scuffle?

I created a war with this one reddit post

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Hoi, I'm back. What did I miss since I went offline?

I was bored, so i made food gang characters tier list

I didn't mean to interupt

Wha- HEY, GET BACK OVER HERE!

I love how most cookies are blind

I grinded this damn far, FOR A STUPID ICON!??

What do i do with this many gems?