What my penis wants to do after I finish jorkin' it for the 4th time in a row but then my favorite yuri hen tie artist posts again and I grab the lotion and tissue box:

BRO

I WAS SO STRESSED BY CAPCUT GETTING BANNED

AND THIS IS WHAT THEY PRESENT ME?!?!?!??!?!

When I finally finish reading the FNAF lore and realize it took 1987 hours to complete:

A weird noise happened in my attic today

"I wanna kill some guy named David"

Some guy named David

Video tape akert

TF YOU MEAN TOO MANY REQUESTS?!??!?!??

Alexfancypants fans waiting for Alexfancypants: The Movie to finally come out be like:

United States project

Wendy Testicleburgers from South Shart