if a celebrity is the most famous assassin, wouldn't that make them the worst?

It won't be long until people use '20s, '30s, and '40s to describe the 2020s, 2030s, and 2040's.

Nothing is on fire, fire is on things.

Why aren't Iphone chargers called Apple juice?

If money is the root of all evil, why are churches asking for it?

How come our brains can remember we forgot something, but can't remember the thing we forgot?

You aren't scared of the dark, you are scared of what's in it.

Brushing our teeth is the closest thing we have to cleaning our skeleton.

There should be a "people are sleeping" button so that it isn't loud as shit when you're trying to eat leftover pizza at 4AM

A corn maze is a maze of maize.

The two Es in the word bee are silent.