What the hell is it, when you go into a Chinese restaurant, and they say "Oh, shrimp fried rice!" Shrimp fried.... Does that actually mean that a shrimp fried the rice? Is that what it means. "Oh, oh shrimp fried rice!" Ah, excuse me, but waiter did a PERSON fry my rice? "No no, SHRIMP fried rice!" And, uh well, how is a shrimp able to fry the rice? Shrimp have very small arms. And they're very small creatures. A shrimp would have to fry on grain of rice at a time.

And considering that there are a few thousand grains of rice, that would take a long time. I think the shrimp would die, when he was less than quarter through. And so it's a lot of shrimp. So it should be "Many Shrimp Fried Rice And Many Shrimp Die During Frying Rice." And or you could get the "Chicken Fried Rice". Chicken fried rice.

Which mean that the chincken, ah, fried the rice. But there arms are wings and they don't have fingers on them. So they can't fry. They'd have to fry it with their feet! And aside from that being disgusting....

They fry it with their feet, and they'd fall over. And uh, so it should be called "Chicken fried Rice And Fall Over".