you can't make this up

so i got inspired

i'm crying what does this mean. who is morgan. are you mad or sarcastic. are you trying to say i'm old or stupid I DON'T KNOW

WHAAATTT

I'M SHITTING MYSEKLF WHERE DID HER EYELASHES GO

this account is a nightmare

it's like darwiz entertainment and that one transphobic bfdi/ii artist fused together

so i let julia and zoe make the peak for me that i promised yesterday but they accidentally burnt it 💔

please don't be rude to them they're only two minutes old

something something zulia yuri

i love you painkiller my beautiful they/them

gotta say, though, this is my personal favorite

guys i have a ship idea

one-sided popbot where bot is genuinely in love w/ poppy but poppy brushes it off because they can't fathom a robot having feelings or emotions