this makes me wanna hit a deer with my bergentruck

soooo i tried changing the cutscenes since i had made the cutscene to a usm and.... WHY DOESNT IT SHOW UP????

So i have put “concert for you” in my mom’s spotify playlist and it played 3 TIMES in the car right after every single song (in case you dont know that song is it’s just one false note from the big piano in chapter 4) i bursted out of lauging bc of this😭

THE EGG LAND 2025 ROADMAP

i have put the MANGO phonk McFlurry boba in my grimace shake

I surely hope i wont get killed by the evil fucking grimace kendrik lamar and cover me up in mustard

Egg Land - Bright At Night (v0.1.8)

The chariot fueled by animals platformer cannot be stopped 🗣🔥

Salad

egg land - quality control (v0.1.7) is now available to download, along with conveyor-belt.

Mfw the government says their on budget downsizings (budget cuts) and am forced to turn myself into a fucking BFDI character: