How to tell the driver to slow down like a real man

(They patched me up)

Cristiano Ronaldo y Messi contra el Kraken

Edson Zuñiga si le sabe 🗿🌹

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XD

I AM NOT A MORON

That friend who always messes around when we're in a neighborhood at night and tells me: "Wait, shhh"

Cristiano Ronaldo y Messi buscan el Titanic

bro got so mad

Cristiano Ronaldo y Messi rescatan a maduro en la prisión

Cristiano Ronaldo and Messi rescue Maduro from prison